You must read some of the following articles I have just come across this morning. What in the world is going through some people's heads I wonder! Truly, things that make you go "hmmmmm."
"Pet" girl kicked off bus for wearing leash (lack of self esteem or just wanting attention?)
Farmer hides castle from building inspectors (one way to avoid penalties)
Women leave town and children in hands of men (just plain funny)
Hmmm. Didn't I have a house here? (and you thought you were having a bad day)